this is the best thing that appeared on my dash today
this is my favourite post in the world
This will never stop being funny.
Re: your tags, yes, krankenwagen is the legit German word for an ambulance. “Krank” = sick, “wagen” = vehicle, I guess. So it really makes far more sense than ambulance.
Some of the words make more sense than others; Naturwissenschaften, for example, literally means “knowledge about nature”, which is a perfectly good way of describing science. Schmetterling is just hilarious, though.
I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”
And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.