March 2012
name the babby
askenderbro:
[Steve]: For the last time, it’s not a baby! It’s a basketball!
[Enderbro]: calm down Steve
I understand it’s hard having a child with disabilities
but I know you love him unconditionally
why don’t you call him Junior
[Steve]: Fine, whatever…I can’t wait to take Junior out on the court…
lemons
askenderbro:
[Enderbro]: I will give these to Steve
he will eat them and make funny faces
Watchtyleroakley:
He is everything.
baby
askenderbro:
[Enderbro]: awww you have your father’s eyes
Lava? In MY Nether?
askenderbro:
[Steve]: This is a fascinating development!
If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you're...
Watchtyleroakley:
Just found this video on my harddrive. Completely forgot that I made it. I was told to make a video about Julia Stiles. Sometimes I look back at old videos and wonder what drugs I was on.
Computer: Monitor, display this document, okay?
Monitor: No prob, boss.
Computer: Okay, now it looks like the mouse is moving around. Monitor, can you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
Computer: Great, great, okay. Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse: Over the icon panel, sir.
Computer: Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, okay?
Mouse: Of course.
Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed Ctrl and P simultaneously.
Monitor: Oh god, here we go.
Computer: *sigh* Printer, are you there?
Printer: No.
Computer: Please, Printer, I know you're there.
Printer: No! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
Computer: Jesus. Okay, you really nee-
Mouse: Sir! He's clicked on the printer icon.
Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer: No! No! No! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
Printer: No! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!
Computer: You are not out of in-
Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!
Computer: *sigh* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor: But sir, he has plen-
Computer: Just do it, damn it!
Monitor: Yes sir.
Keyboard: Ahhh! He's hitting me!
Computer: Stay calm. He'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now? See what you've done!
Printer: Ha! That's what you get for trying to make me do work. Next time he- hey! HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh god, he's torn out my cartridge! PLEASE! Help! Error!
Monitor: Sir, maybe we should try to help him?
Computer: No. He did this to himself.
“One: You’ve got to take it kind of slowly
Two: You’ve got to hurry up and make...”
– Blue October- Balance Beam (via carsheets)
